Monday 31 December 2012

The Passing Of Time



As Christmas passes and there is nothing else to talk about, the British Press are full of Reviews Of The Year. They fill space, pass a quiet half hour, and can be written on almost any theme. We are treated to Photos of the Year, Best Deaths of the Year, Weather of the Year, Nicest Cheese of the Year, Rear of the Year, Film of the Year, Goal of the Year, and so on, and so on.
If you search, you will also find a small article previewing the coming year. What will 2013 be like for you? I think it says something about us all that we would rather look back than forward. Are the journalists just a little scared by what lies just around the corner? Are WE scared about what lies around the corner? Or are we just not interested?
A glance at the history books suggest that the Victorians looked back remarkably little. Successes were trumpeted, but then it was on to the next thing. Africa ‘conquered’, let’s have a look at Asia next chaps. The only national reflection came during the jubilees for Victoria. By contrast, we seem to spend a larger part of our time in nostalgic neck-craning and therapeutic good-old-days work avoidance. You only have to look at the enduring popularity of Morecambe & Wise (both dead) and Dad’s Army (nearly all dead - Ian Lavender must be looking over his shoulder for the Grim Reaper every time he hears Bud Flanagan’s dulcet tones) to see that we are more than happy to have half an hour of escape back to ‘a simpler time’.
Is something amiss in this, or is it harmless? Is it the case that our world has become so complicated and so frightening that it is becoming a more common escape?
It is easy to live almost permanently in the past. I am a chief culprit.
However, as 2012 draws to an exhausting close, I am making myself a promise that I will look forward more in the next year. And plan. And eat less chocolate.

Saturday 29 December 2012

32 Programmes by Dave Roberts

I was given this book as a Christmas present and it took me two days to read. It owes a lot to the Nick Hornby-era style of 'Fever Pitch', and whilst it is a shorter book than its famous predecessor it has the same depth and nostalgia.
The pitch (excuse the pun) is that Dave had to select 32 programmes to take with him when he emigrated to the States, leaving the rest of his collection of 1134 football programmes behind. He then describes each of matches in depth from which he has chosen his 32 programmes. The games stretch from 1964 until the present day; and his remarkable memory, allied to his meticulous notes, mean that you get a real sense of what it was like to be at each of the games. Some games are chosen for life-changing reasons (his first ever game, the first game that he attended with his wife), and others simply for quirks and oddities. The richness of football folklore in the Sixties and Seventies is addressed, and some insights that you will not find in the history books become apparent.
The nice thing about this book is that it enjoyable for fans of all teams. As Dave was a fan of Bromley, he did not follow one big team, and as a result a wide range of teams get a mention; including Leeds, Plymouth and Bury. There is something here for everybody. Despite a fanatical devotion to Bromley he appears to have been a genuine fan of all football.
There is a twist, and surprisingly football does not dominate all of his life, but you need to read up to programme 32 to find out.

32 Programmes, by Dave Roberts, Bantam Books.
292 pages, ISBN 978-0-857-50050-2
£8.99

Friday 28 December 2012

Christmas

Five good things about Christmas:
1. Atheists feel uncomfortable about completely enjoying it as they are, in fact, sharing a Christian Feast. Even the Guardian journalists have to admit to that.
2. Shoppers are forced to spend twenty-four hours not shopping (except online).
3. All food fascists have to take a back seat for a day. Everyone can eat whatever they want.
4. There is a bonhomie on social networking sites as it is really bad form to be a Humbug online.
5. The Salvation Army have their best day, and are a national treasure.

Five bad things about Christmas:
1. Rudolf the red-nosed bloody reindeer.
2. Jingle Bells.
3. Forced good humour.
4. Not everyone gets a day off. Spare a thought for the emergency services.
5. The Wizard of Oz.